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bugti, Imran khan, musharraf, nawaz Sharif, pakistan, traitor
In the newsroom:
Everyone everywhere is wondering why Pervez Musharraf, the ex-dictator of Pakistan is being tried and not the other 19,689 terrorists who have killed and are killing Pakistanis on a daily basis (while also giving interviews on TV), not the judges who endorsed his coup and not Nawaz Sharif and ilk, and Bhuttos and ilk who well, did everything in their power to ruin the country.
Honestly, are those people dumb? Seriously? Why ask a question with such an obvious answer!
Mushy, I mean Musharraf DRINKS!! Astaghfaar!! That alone is enough to make him an outstanding kaafir and that, ladies and gentlemen, makes him a traitor and he should be punished and – oh wait, *voice speaks in ear piece* update coming in – Imran Khan drinks too.
*Nervous laughter*
Ahem *clears throat* So what? I mean PUHLEEZ! He drinks in the memory of Osama Bin Laden, it’s different. That is allowed. And besides, I cannot bring in personal stuff about IK.
*cellphone with Bollywood ring tone ‘Character Dheela Hai” starts ringing.
*Frantically turns it off*
This… his personal life is totally irrelevant, OKAY! Also, his followers (PTI cyber wing) won’t like it and will hack into my account and post pics of feces on my wall and call it a victory. Nothing pretty about that.
Ok then! Next: Bad Mushy…I mean MUSHARRAF wrote about his affairs in his book! Haww! The shame and…what’s that? IK had how many affairs? Nobody knows? Not even IK? Well, he did marry and settle down eventually, didn’t he?
*stares, mortified*
So! Moving on – Mushy…dammit, I mean Musharraf operated on Lal Masjid!!! He cut it open and out flew burqa clad mullahs. Wait, what’s that? *voice speaks again in ear piece* There was only one? Really? Just one?
How so not dramatic. *pout*
Alright then, but the list of Musharraf’s crimes is never ending. He went and bombed Bugti for no good reason. Yes, being an anti-Pakistan warlord, landlord is no good reason. And it doesn’t stop there. He bombed the Sardar while he was in his lavish, cool, water-filled swimming pool in the heart of Baluchistan!! *makes sad face* What’s that? He was in a cave? They have pools in caves? Oh, he was in a cave, not a pool…because he was on the run and hiding there while Pak Army was searching for him!
Oh well, let’s get serious and talk about that fateful PIA flight on THAT night of October!!! Remember that one? Now, that is treason! That is violation of our air traffic laws and India’s airspace and Musharraf had no right telling the pilot where to land! Er…what’s that? That was Nawaz Sharif? It wasn’t Mushy who told the pilot to land in India? Are you sure? Dammit!
Okay then…ON OTHER NEWS! Yeh sher ka bacha hai!! Baday hokar PMN- L join keraga! Iskay paas peacocks bhi theen, lekin usko baagar billi khaa gayi. 21 policemen have been sent notices for letting this horrific, horrific crime happen.
So as you can see, CLEARLY, Musharraf IS a traitor! How can we forget (and we won’t let you either) NOV 2007 when he blatantly and oh-so-savagely removed the Chief Justice from his post!!! How dare he! The lawyers were up in arms and…What’s that? Peaceful protest? No arms? Oh okay…arms but like not armeD! As I was saying, HOW could he do that?!! What’s that again? He got references from the Supreme Court AGAINST the Chief Justice ?
*googles that for more detail*
But… but…but CJ was a NICE guy!!! He said Musharraf’s coup was justified and EXACTLY according to the constitution!!! Oh wait, I can’t say that. Because that’s something that cannot be named/said/ever in a zillion years because it takes all blame away from Musharraf and puts it on every other idiot.
I think I’ll go write about those peacocks now. And you people should just accept it! Musharraf is a TRAITOR, OK! Because I said so! Bas!
Suhail Ahmad said:
Very funny read. Keep them coming Shamila.
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Zohra Zimmen said:
Bad Mushy drinks ROFL! Baagar billi haha
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Mujtaba said:
Brilliatnly written, I must say..
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Mujtaba said:
After all the biggest crime of Musharraf was to let this country develop and let its citizens live in peace. How could that go unpunished..
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umair ali nayyer said:
Musharaff was the hope for Pakistan and these religious looneys have annihilated the whole future of a secular Pakistan. CJ was a moron and so is IK , they want Pakistan to become Bakistan.
Hats off Shamila very well written in a very light mode
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Shamila Ghyas said:
Thank you Umair,
This one however was not written by me alone. Humeira Kazmi and I wrote it together!
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Mia said:
Why are you defending an unelected dictator? He may have had some liberal tendencies, but that doesn’t justify a military coup and the destruction of the political process. The man set Pakistan behind many years.
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Chris P said:
Brilliant post. Very funny, but oh so true!
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Qizill said:
lady i fall in love with ur writings … so brilliant keep it up (Y)
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