Things for which you will be (and have been) booked under blasphemy in Pakistan.
- For being an Ahmadi! Let’s face it.. .. it is sooo blasphemous to be an Ahmedi in Pakistan.. that even people with the surname Ahmad are eyed suspiciously. Usually with one eye ready to pop out of the socket and an eyebrow defying gravity and flying towards the ceiling.
(Ok, maybe not all the people surnamed Ahmad.. just the ones who stick up for Ahmadis)